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To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Religion When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Religion
Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Religion "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Religion
Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all Religion Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Religion
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Religion "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Religion
Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Religion There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Religion
All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Religion I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Religion
"I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Religion Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Religion
Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Religion "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Religion
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Religion Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Religion
"Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Religion People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Religion
Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood Religion Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Religion
