Possible UFO/ET Crash - Information and a video clip of an earth tremour mystery at Llandrillo in 1974.
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-- Anonymous Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
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In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
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thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
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-- Stanislaw J. Lem The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata Bala
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
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-- John Wesley Bala
Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
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-- Bertrand Russell You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
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-- Brendan Hills The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
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-- Virginia Woolf I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Bala
You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Early to rise and early to bed.
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-- James Thurber The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
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-- G. K. Chesterton Bala It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Bala
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- Henry David Thoreau ( Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Bala "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Bala
I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
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-- Maya Angelou Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Bala Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Bala
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
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- Mark Twain The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Bala
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read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Bala Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Bala
If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen Bala If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
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-- Anonymous Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Bala
The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Bala Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Bala
