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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain Attractions If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Attractions
It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde Attractions If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Attractions
"The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Attractions "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Attractions
Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Attractions May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
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Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Attractions "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Attractions
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Attractions I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James "Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) Attractions
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Attractions Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Attractions
"The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Attractions Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Attractions
MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Attractions As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Attractions
The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Attractions "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Attractions
A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Attractions Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Attractions
