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-- John Stuart Mill A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
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-- Joseph Addison Travel and Tourism Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
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Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
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-- Martin H. Fischer Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
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I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher Travel and Tourism Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Travel and Tourism
The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
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bre Travel and Tourism Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
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We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Travel and Tourism True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel and Tourism
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
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-- David Chambless Travel and Tourism "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Success is just a matter of attitude.
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Travel and Tourism I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
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-- Shirley Temple Black Travel and Tourism
"I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Travel and Tourism
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Travel and Tourism Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Travel and Tourism
To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Travel and Tourism A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
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of I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Travel and Tourism
Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Travel and Tourism There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw History is more or less bunk.
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