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All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Education We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Education
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch My other wife is beautiful. Education Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully Education
"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Education If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Education
"O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan Education UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Education
Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Education Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Education
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Education Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Education
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley Education "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Education
Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Education "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Education
Spinster: A bachelor's wife. A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Education Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Education
There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Education Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Education
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Education Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Education
