He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Travel and Tourism
"I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Travel and Tourism If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Travel and Tourism
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Travel and Tourism Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Travel and Tourism
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Travel and Tourism The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Travel and Tourism
We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Travel and Tourism I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Travel and Tourism
Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Travel and Tourism Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Travel and Tourism
When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Travel and Tourism The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Travel and Tourism Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Travel and Tourism
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Travel and Tourism Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Travel and Tourism
Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha Travel and Tourism Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Travel and Tourism
Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
