The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Travel and Tourism Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Travel and Tourism
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Travel and Tourism A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? Travel and Tourism
Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Travel and Tourism A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Travel and Tourism
Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Travel and Tourism A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Travel and Tourism
"Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Travel and Tourism Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Travel and Tourism
"To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Travel and Tourism Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Travel and Tourism
"The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Travel and Tourism
Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Travel and Tourism Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Travel and Tourism
"There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Travel and Tourism
"Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Travel and Tourism If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Travel and Tourism
