Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
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-- P. J. O'Rourke Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
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-- Fred Allen Hotels
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-- Bern Williams Hotels Children are a poor man's riches.
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-- Chinese Proverb The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
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-- William Blake Hotels If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
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The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
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-- Anonymous "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
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-- Baudelaire Hotels
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
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-- H. L. Mencken Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
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-- Mark Twain The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
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Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
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-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Hotels
Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
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-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Hotels
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-- Roger Simon I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
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-- Mortimer J. Adler I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Hotels cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
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-- Nicholas Murray Butler Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
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-- Dave Barry Hotels
Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
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-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
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-- Gore Vidal Hotels Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
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