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If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Health "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Health
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Health Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Health
"To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Health Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins Health
"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Health A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Health
Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Health Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Health
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Health When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Health
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Health For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Health
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Health How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Health
"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Health Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Health
"Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Health Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Health
There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Health "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder Health
