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North West Imports - Specialises in importing low mileage pre-owned Japanese cars from Japan and Ireland.
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come.
-- Victor Hugo "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
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-- Helen Rowland Holyhead Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
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-- Jean Ke Holyhead
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
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- Albert Einstein Holyhead The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
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- Mahatma Gandhi Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Holyhead
2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
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-- G. K. Chesterton Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
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Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
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Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
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of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
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It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Holyhead The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins A witty saying proves nothing.
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I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
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-- Tom Lehrer Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
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-- James Thurber One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
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Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
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-- Richard Braunstein A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
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Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Holyhead Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
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failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) Holyhead
"You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Holyhead Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
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