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BBC Online - h2g2 - Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Anglesey, Wales - Brief information about the place name, along with a conversation forum.
Llanfairpwll Football Club - Contains a brief history, fixtures, league tables, a list of officials, photographs, and a newsletter.
Anglesey Computers - Pictures and descriptions of the hardware and software products available.
Wedding Belles - Information about the company, which sells bridal gowns and accessories. Includes links to sites of manufacturers, contact and location details, and staff profiles.
The Guardian: Welsh Tongue-Twister Could Keep English at Bay - Article by Martin Wainwright on the suggestion by Alan Jones, the clerk to the village's community council, that pronouncing its name be used as a citizenship test for English people planning to move to Wales.
Glan Rhos - Registered home providing nursing, residential, respite and day care. Services and contact information.
Y Lili Wen Floral Designers - Specialists in designer wedding flowers, floral funeral arrangements and artificial designs.
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