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Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Travel and Tourism The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Travel and Tourism
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Travel and Tourism English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Travel and Tourism
"Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Travel and Tourism "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Travel and Tourism
"Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Travel and Tourism "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Travel and Tourism
"The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Travel and Tourism "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Travel and Tourism
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Travel and Tourism "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Travel and Tourism
The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Travel and Tourism Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Travel and Tourism
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Travel and Tourism If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Travel and Tourism We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Travel and Tourism
Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Travel and Tourism Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Travel and Tourism
