Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Education When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Education
"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Education Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) Education
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Education
The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Education With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Education
"An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Education Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Education
What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Education Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Education
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) Education University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Education
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Education "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Education
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Education "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Education
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Education What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Education
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Education Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Education
