Castle Narrowboats - Self drive canal boats on the Monmouthshire and Brecon Canal in the hills of South Wales. Site provides details of the canal, the boats and hire prices.
Wye Valley and the Vale of Usk - Information for visitors about South East Wales, accommodation, attractions and events.
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