Monmouthshire Farm Holidays - Photographs and descriptions of a group of farm bed and breakfast, and self-catering, accommodation. Includes contact details.
"If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Accommodation We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Accommodation
The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Accommodation Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Accommodation
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Accommodation Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball Accommodation
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Accommodation Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Accommodation
blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Accommodation Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Accommodation
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Accommodation What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Accommodation
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Accommodation If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Accommodation
By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Accommodation You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Accommodation
We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Marriage is a rest period between romances. Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Accommodation Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Accommodation
"Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Accommodation Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson Accommodation
"As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Accommodation In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Accommodation
