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We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Accommodation When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Accommodation
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Accommodation People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Accommodation
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Accommodation Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Accommodation
Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Accommodation Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Accommodation
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Accommodation Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Accommodation
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Accommodation Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Accommodation
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Accommodation We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Accommodation
The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Accommodation When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Accommodation
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Accommodation The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Accommodation
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon Accommodation We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Accommodation
"There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) "Think off-center." (George Carlin) "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Accommodation This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Accommodation
