My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Newport No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Newport
Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Newport I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Newport
"I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Newport "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Newport
We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins Newport "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Newport
Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Newport One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Newport
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Newport For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Newport
Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Newport blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Newport
"Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Newport Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Newport
"College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo Newport Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Newport
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Newport The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Newport
Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Newport Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Newport
