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"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Education Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
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You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Education Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein Education
Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Education The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Education
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Education "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Education
blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Education "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Education
The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Education Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Education
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Education Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Education
In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Education A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Education
"Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
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-- Tom Lehrer Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Sřren Kierkegaard Education Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education
"Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Education "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Education
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Education Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Education
