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-- Harry Truman Health
No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
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When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
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Ninety percent of everything is crap.
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-- Igor Stravinsky Health
