Newport Allotments Association - Information about sites and their facilities in the Newport area, South Wales. Details of rents and allotment trading.
Marshfield Banger Racing Club - Formulas raced are full contact bangers, also caravan races, lightening rods, ladies and juniors.
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-- Tryon Edwards Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire I hate work. That's why I got married.
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-- Henry David Thoreau Recreation and Sports
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chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
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-- Confucius Recreation and Sports I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
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- Mahatma Gandhi "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Luck is the residue of design.
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-- Ogden Nash Recreation and Sports
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Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
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-- Crow I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Recreation and Sports
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
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-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports
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-- Anonymous The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
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A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
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-- Rainer Maria Rilke Recreation and Sports
Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
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Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
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He who limps is still walking.
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