Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Pembrokeshire Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Pembrokeshire
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Pembrokeshire It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Pembrokeshire
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Pembrokeshire "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Pembrokeshire
The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Pembrokeshire "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Pembrokeshire
"Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Pembrokeshire The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Pembrokeshire
"God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Pembrokeshire I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Pembrokeshire
"Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Pembrokeshire More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Pembrokeshire
The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Pembrokeshire We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Pembrokeshire
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Pembrokeshire "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Pembrokeshire
"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Pembrokeshire I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Pembrokeshire
Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Pembrokeshire Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Pembrokeshire
