The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown My other wife is beautiful. Education Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Education
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White Education Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Education
May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Education It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Education
Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Education Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Education
I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Education Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Education
Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Education Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Education
A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Education A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Education
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Education The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Education
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Education Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Education
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Education "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Education
Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous Education God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
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