What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Fishguard "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Fishguard
Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Fishguard "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Fishguard
A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Fishguard Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Fishguard
We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Fishguard One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Fishguard
If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Fishguard Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Fishguard
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Fishguard blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Fishguard
"Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Fishguard We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Fishguard
"People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Fishguard If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Fishguard
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Fishguard If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Fishguard
I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Fishguard Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Fishguard
There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Fishguard I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
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