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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Education I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Education
There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Education "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 Education
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Education Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Education
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Education The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Education
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) "Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism." (Dave Barry) Education We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Education
"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Education Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Education
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Education You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Education
Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Education It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Education
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Education Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education
"Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Education I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Education
Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Education "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Education
