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If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Accommodation blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Accommodation
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson Accommodation A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Accommodation
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Accommodation A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Accommodation
Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Accommodation Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Accommodation
Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Accommodation The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Accommodation
The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Accommodation Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Accommodation
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Accommodation I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Accommodation
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Accommodation The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Accommodation
What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Accommodation If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Accommodation
Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Accommodation Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Accommodation
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold Accommodation I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Accommodation
