I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Camping and Caravans Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
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Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
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-- Katharine Hepburn Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Camping and Caravans In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
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-- Susan Ertz Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Camping and Caravans
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
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-- Barbara Howar As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
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Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
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-- Groucho Marx Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Love is friendship set on fire.
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See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
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-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Camping and Caravans "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
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Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
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-- Johann Sebastian Bach Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Camping and Caravans People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
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The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
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-- Anonymous "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
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-- Anonymous Camping and Caravans The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
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-- Socrates What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Camping and Caravans
Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
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-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
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-- Groucho Marx Camping and Caravans Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
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The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
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-- Ernest Hemingway Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Camping and Caravans Everything that can be invented has been invented.
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Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
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-- Dale Carnegie Camping and Caravans There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
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-- Ed Howe I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
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