The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Saundersfoot Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Saundersfoot
"Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins Saundersfoot Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Saundersfoot
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Saundersfoot Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
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I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Saundersfoot A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Saundersfoot
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Saundersfoot Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Saundersfoot
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Saundersfoot Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence Saundersfoot
"People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Saundersfoot All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Saundersfoot
>From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Saundersfoot People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Saundersfoot
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Saundersfoot In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Saundersfoot
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Saundersfoot "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Saundersfoot
Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Saundersfoot Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Saundersfoot
