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Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Such is life.
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-- Seen on a t-shirt If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Recreation and Sports
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Recreation and Sports Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
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-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
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The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Recreation and Sports "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Recreation and Sports
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Recreation and Sports When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
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-- H. L. Mencken Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Recreation and Sports
To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder Recreation and Sports My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) Recreation and Sports
"I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Recreation and Sports Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Recreation and Sports
The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Recreation and Sports
Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Recreation and Sports If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Recreation and Sports
Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Recreation and Sports The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Recreation and Sports
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Recreation and Sports The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Recreation and Sports "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
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