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Heatherton Country Sports Park - A family leisure park situated in the west Wales countryside. Activities available include paintball, karting and archery.
Silent World - Aquarium and reptile collection offers a fascinating view of all sorts of aquatic creatures as well as reptiles, amphibians and invertebrates.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Travel and Tourism Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Travel and Tourism
"One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
-- George Bernard Shaw Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Travel and Tourism Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Travel and Tourism
We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Travel and Tourism Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Travel and Tourism
Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side with the giants on whose
shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton Travel and Tourism
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. Travel and Tourism It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Travel and Tourism
If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Travel and Tourism
Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Travel and Tourism The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism
"Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Travel and Tourism Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Travel and Tourism
"And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Travel and Tourism Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Travel and Tourism
"All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Travel and Tourism .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Travel and Tourism
May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Travel and Tourism Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Travel and Tourism
