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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Travel and Tourism "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Travel and Tourism
"We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Travel and Tourism
"Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Travel and Tourism It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Travel and Tourism
We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Travel and Tourism There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb Travel and Tourism
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Travel and Tourism Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Travel and Tourism
A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Travel and Tourism I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Travel and Tourism
Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Travel and Tourism To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Travel and Tourism
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Travel and Tourism Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Travel and Tourism
Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Travel and Tourism When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Travel and Tourism
There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Travel and Tourism The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Travel and Tourism
