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"The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Hay-on-Wye "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo Hay-on-Wye
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Hay-on-Wye Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Hay-on-Wye
At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Hay-on-Wye The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Hay-on-Wye
Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Hay-on-Wye Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Hay-on-Wye
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Hay-on-Wye To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Hay-on-Wye
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Hay-on-Wye "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein Hay-on-Wye
cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Hay-on-Wye If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Hay-on-Wye
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Hay-on-Wye Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Hay-on-Wye
Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates Hay-on-Wye The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Hay-on-Wye
The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali Hay-on-Wye My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Hay-on-Wye
If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Hay-on-Wye Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
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