"Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
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- Rudyard Kipling It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
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-- Anonymous Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
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We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
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-- Octavio Paz Travel and Tourism Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
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Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
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-- Jilly Cooper Travel and Tourism The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
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Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
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-- George R. Kirkpatrick Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Travel and Tourism Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
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People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
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-- Anonymous I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Travel and Tourism
We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
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-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Travel and Tourism I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
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Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Travel and Tourism An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
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-- Indigo Girls, song lyric Travel and Tourism
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Travel and Tourism I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
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I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
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- Albert Einstein Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
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