Llanidloes Website - Providing information on tourism, business and accommodation within the market town: Also includes pictures and map of the area.
Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Llanidloes "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Llanidloes
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Llanidloes The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Llanidloes
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Llanidloes I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Llanidloes
The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Llanidloes A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Llanidloes
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Llanidloes Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Llanidloes
I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the Llanidloes The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Llanidloes
Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Llanidloes Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Llanidloes
Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Llanidloes If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Llanidloes
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Llanidloes Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Llanidloes
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Llanidloes I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Llanidloes
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Llanidloes What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Llanidloes
