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The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Travel and Tourism Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Travel and Tourism Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Travel and Tourism
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells Travel and Tourism A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Travel and Tourism
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Travel and Tourism A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen Travel and Tourism
Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
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No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Travel and Tourism The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Travel and Tourism
I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Travel and Tourism A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Travel and Tourism
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Travel and Tourism blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Travel and Tourism
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Travel and Tourism He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Travel and Tourism
Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois Travel and Tourism Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Travel and Tourism
Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Travel and Tourism "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
