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"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Accommodation Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde Accommodation
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Accommodation In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Accommodation
"The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Accommodation Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Accommodation
"Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Accommodation If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Accommodation
"Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Accommodation The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Accommodation
"Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Accommodation "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Accommodation
It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Accommodation When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Accommodation
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Accommodation "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Accommodation
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Accommodation Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Accommodation
"Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Accommodation I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Accommodation
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Accommodation Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Accommodation
