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The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Education There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Education
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Education Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Education
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Education He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Education
Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Education My other wife is beautiful. "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Education
"The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Education "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Education
"Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th Education "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Education
"Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu Education Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Education
True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Education Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence Education
"To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Education Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Education
Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Education "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Education
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Education Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Education
