The Judge's Lodging - Museum located in a Victorian judge's lodging and county court. Includes history, virtual tour, admission and education information.
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Arts and Entertainment Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Arts and Entertainment
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Arts and Entertainment "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Arts and Entertainment
Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Arts and Entertainment Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Arts and Entertainment
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Arts and Entertainment If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Arts and Entertainment
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Arts and Entertainment Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Arts and Entertainment
Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Arts and Entertainment University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Arts and Entertainment
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Arts and Entertainment "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Arts and Entertainment
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Arts and Entertainment A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Arts and Entertainment
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Arts and Entertainment We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Arts and Entertainment
All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Arts and Entertainment I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Arts and Entertainment
It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Arts and Entertainment [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Arts and Entertainment
