I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman Welshpool "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Welshpool
If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Welshpool The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Welshpool
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Welshpool People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Welshpool
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Welshpool "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Welshpool
"He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Welshpool Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Welshpool
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo Welshpool "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Welshpool
When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Welshpool "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Welshpool
It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Welshpool Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
-- Mark Twain Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Welshpool
Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski Welshpool As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Welshpool
Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Welshpool "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Welshpool
"That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Welshpool It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Welshpool
