Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Archery Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Archery
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Archery Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Archery
If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Archery In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Archery
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Archery We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Archery
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Archery The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Archery
Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Archery He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Archery
The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Archery To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Archery
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Archery Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Archery
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Archery When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Archery
My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Archery "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Archery
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Archery Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Archery
