Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Cricket In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Cricket
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Cricket Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Cricket
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Cricket I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Cricket
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Cricket I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Cricket
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Cricket If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Cricket
Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Cricket The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Cricket
Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Cricket "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Cricket
When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Cricket The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins Cricket
"I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Cricket Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Cricket
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Cricket "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Cricket
This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Cricket Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Cricket
