Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Football God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Football
"Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Football Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Man and wife make one fool. Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley Football
I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Football In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Football
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Football We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Football
"Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Football I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Football
To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Football My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Football
We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Football It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Football
"People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Football The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Football
"It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Football Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Football
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Football Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Football
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Football "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Football
