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Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Golf A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Golf
"Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Golf If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Golf
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Golf If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
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"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Golf The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman Golf
The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Golf People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Golf
If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Golf If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Golf
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, Golf Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Golf
Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Golf It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Golf
My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Golf "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Golf
Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Golf "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Golf
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Golf As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
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