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Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Motorsports Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Motorsports
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
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-- Yogi Berra "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Motorsports "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Motorsports
"Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford Motorsports Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
-- Margaret Atwood There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
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"A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Motorsports "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Motorsports
The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Motorsports "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Motorsports
Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Motorsports Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Motorsports
The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Motorsports It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Motorsports
We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Motorsports It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Motorsports
I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche My other wife is beautiful. Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Motorsports To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Motorsports
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Motorsports "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Motorsports
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Motorsports Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) Motorsports
