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Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington Players "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire Players
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
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-- Stephen Leacock You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Players The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Players
I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Players It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
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Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Players
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Players There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Players
If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Players It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Players
May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Players "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Players
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Players "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Players
Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Players Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Players
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Players "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Players
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Players I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Players
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Players "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Players
