"I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Water Sports It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
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-- H. L. Mencken A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
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-- T. S. Eliot Water Sports The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
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"I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Water Sports "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence Water Sports
The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Water Sports "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
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The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Water Sports I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
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Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright Water Sports "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
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A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Water Sports Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Water Sports
The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Water Sports Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Water Sports
It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Water Sports An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming Water Sports
The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Water Sports Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
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-- Albert Einstein "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Water Sports
It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Water Sports Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
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