"One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Government Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Government
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) Government Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Government
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Government Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Government
"If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." (Ashleigh Brilliant) I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Government The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Government
In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Government I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Government
"Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Government "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Government
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H Government "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Government
We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire Government My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Government
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University Government In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Government
A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Government Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Government
"I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Government "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Government
