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Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Business and Economy
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem Business and Economy A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Business and Economy
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Business and Economy Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Business and Economy
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Business and Economy I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy
Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Business and Economy "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire Business and Economy
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight Business and Economy One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Business and Economy
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Business and Economy Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Business and Economy
"A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Business and Economy There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Business and Economy
Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin Business and Economy "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Business and Economy
"The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Business and Economy Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Business and Economy
Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Business and Economy While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Business and Economy
