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Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Nightlife Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based Nightlife
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
Nightlife Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Nightlife
There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Nightlife "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Nightlife
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Nightlife "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Nightlife
And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Nightlife The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Nightlife
You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Nightlife We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Nightlife
Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Nightlife Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Nightlife
A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Nightlife "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict Nightlife
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Nightlife When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Nightlife
"How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Nightlife "Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Nightlife
Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Nightlife For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Nightlife
