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-- Ambrose Bierce And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. To love another person is to help them love God.
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-- Oscar Wilde Cleaning
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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-- Calvin The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
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-- Oscar Wilde Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
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There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
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- Sir Winston Churchill It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Success is just a matter of attitude.
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-- Woody Allen Cleaning
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-- Peter Oakley Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
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-- Chinese Proverb God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
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The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
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-- Adlai Stevenson Cleaning
