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-- George Bernard Shaw I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
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Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
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-- Frank W. Woolworth Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
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-- George Bernard Shaw Financial Services
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-- Albert Einstein Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
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-- Ken Dodd The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
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Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
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"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
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-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
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-- Thomas Edison "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
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Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
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-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Financial Services Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
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I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) We do not remember days; we remember moments.
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What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland Financial Services There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
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